World's Greatest
I have not been feeling well the past few days (feel sorry for me!).
Dr Google tells me it is either mono, or a just a cold. Anyhow, because of this mysterious deadly illness I slept a gluttonous amount the other night. When I woke up from sleeping a deliciously huge number of hours, I obviously felt better, but also (and more importantly) I felt like a champion. A sleeping champion.
This is why I am writing about it in my blog. I want everyone in the world to know I am an AMAZING sleeper.
Im pretty sure this song is based on my sleeping prowess. :)
Don't worry, a real (interesting) post is forthcoming.